Okay, so this is something I don’t mention much. Which is weird because I talk about everything sexual. But when people start talking about squirting around me I usually start…
“Hi Sugar, you sexy camel. Please tell us more about the sensitivity of the dick head. By the way, how big is your dick and what colour is it. Thanks”.…
Getting Your Sex Toys Through Airport Security. Tips to save you from a very red face…. Imagine these two scenarios… A terminal of one of biggest international airports is…
So I have this question I like to ask people: “Who are you with when you like yourself the most?” It always gets a raised eyebrow and then people’s brows…